Need A Job? Why Not Become A Sex Toy Tester And Make $35,000 a year? (No We Aren’t Joking)

Bored of the same old 9 to 5 grind? Want a job that’s literally satisfying? Well here’s some stellar news for you.

A UK based company, LoveWoo, is hiring for the post of *drumroll* an official sex toy reviewer! And while most would grab this opportunity for free, the company is paying this straight up jackpot winner a salary of $36,000.



This lucky employee will literally be mixing work and pleasure three times a week from the office and twice a week from home. So you can cum into work as you please.

And as reported by The New York Post, “You can also take advantage of unlimited holidays, a three-day company retreat, discounted gym membership at a selection of premier gyms and private healthcare.”

What’s more? Not only does this employee get to take their birthday off, they also get a half-day a day prior.

This place probably has no Mondays. Only moan-days.



This coveted tester not only gets to demo sex toys, they also try lingerie and other fun stuff. The New York Post says, “The sex toy tester will have access to the LoveWoo products, which include everything from lingerie and games to sex toys.”

To apply to the post one must send in a sample sex toy review with a CV and a video application. Presumably, the video will help them envision your O-face better.

According to The New Your Post, “The London-based company says they are looking for someone with a sense of humor, who is open-minded and has excellent communication skills. They should ideally have been published before and should be able to create interesting features, advice pieces, and product round-up guides.”



This job is sure to give your career a ‘happy ending’.

BRB. Got to go work on my resume.



Source: Nypost; Giphy

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