The Creepiest Thing About You, Based on Your Zodiac Sign: No. 4 Might Need Professional Help! – EWAO
We are all a little weird in one way or another. While others may believe that they full know us, there are sides of our personality that even we aren’t sure we want to discover! These are the deep, dark secrets within us, parts of our personality that we may not even acknowledge exists.
Learning and acknowledging these traits will help to give you some insight into a new side of yourself. Remember, knowledge is power! Read on to reveal the creepiest things about you, according to your zodiac sign:
(March 21-April 19)
You are OBSESSED with death, but not just anyone’s death – your own! You spend a significant amount of time each day contemplating how you are going to die, when you are going to die, where you are going to die and more. You aren’t afraid of death, nor are you suicidal, you are just highly interested in the concept of your own death, and how you are going to leave this earth. You may find yourself on the way to work or school wondering about how quickly it would all come to an end if you stepped out into oncoming traffic. You won’t act on your obsession, but it’s still creepy!
(April 20-May 20)
You, Taurus, are a master stalker! You are a home body, and thanks to the powers of the internet, you are able to indulge in this habit from the comfort of your own couch. You will spend hours on social media, checking up on exes, those that you used to call friends and even complete strangers. Did your best friend just get a new boyfriend? Give you a day or two, and you will know everything there is to know about him! While most of your stalking happens online, you have been known to ‘accidentally’ show up where you know the most recent subject of interest will be so that you can also spy in person.
(May 21-June 20)
You are a compulsive liar – from little white lies to larger, more important ones, you don’t even necessarily know why you lie sometimes, but you can’t help yourself. You’ll lie about your summer vacation plans to make your life sound more exciting, or to make others jealous, and you’ll also tell more serious lies such as hiding your true feelings about someone in order to protect yourself. You lie so often, and so well, that even you will find that you can’t tell the difference between truth and lies sometimes!
(June 21-July 22)
Those that are born under the sign Cancer are extremely emotional individuals, who love HARD. You have always viewed yourself as one half of a whole, and can’t even begin to imagine that you may be complete on your own. When you are in a relationship, you obsess over your significant other. You want to spend every hour of every day with them, and when you are unable to be together you are adamant that you will know where they will be, what they are doing and who they are with. You believe that your partner is correct in every situation, and will fight to the end even if they are wrong.
(July 23-August 22)
You LOVE to be the center of attention, and you aren’t prepared to let something silly like your own death take that away from you. Leo, you are obsessed with planning your own funeral. You spend much of your time debating which flowers you like most, who should cater the event and what style of casket you would like to be laid to rest in. You debate who will be there, which speech will be the most moving, and who will be unable to control their tears. You love all things luxury, and you’re always up for a good party (even if you won’t be attending it). Your funeral is your chance to focus on both of these points while also ensuring that you are being loved and adored, the center of attention one last time.
(August 23-September 22)
As a Virgo, you tend to be practical and conservative. You love having all aspects of your life neat and in order, but what others don’t realize is that the world inside your head is quite the opposite! You are ashamed by the thoughts that plague your mind, focusing on sexual scenarios, who it will be with, and what various kinks you may experiment with and experience. You are disgusted by yourself for thinking these thoughts, but even more so because you find that they turn you on. You have a strong, imaginative inner freak that you try to keep hidden!
(September 23-October 22)
You have a deep seeded desire to get into the minds of the worlds most violent, horrifying people and try to understand what drove them to do what they have done. You love documentaries on serial killers, and if someone was to look at your search history they would be wondering if they should call the authorities! You spend hours upon hours reading articles, watching YouTube videos and searching Netflix for shows that will reveal details about various horrific crimes and the most violent of imagery. You aren’t a violent person, and would never put your knowledge into practice, however you can’t help but find yourself completely fascinated.
(October 23-November 21)
Scorpio, your mind is a dangerous place! If someone were able to read your thoughts they would be both disturbed and frightened, as you entertain some of the most toxic thoughts that one could image. When you are holding a small child you picture how easy it would be to drop it, when playing with a puppy you contemplate just how easy it would be to strangle it to death and you find yourself at the park, watching parents with their children, imagining what you would have to do to kidnap a child. You have no intentions of ever acting on your thoughts, but that doesn’t stop you from having these creepy ideas cross your mind regularly.
(November 22-December 21)
Emotions make you extremely uncomfortable, and so in order to protect yourself you have shut down emotionally in nearly all aspects of your life. Its borderline sociopathic! You can inform your neighbor that you accidentally ran over their cat without a single tear in your eye, as it doesn’t seem to phase you one bit. Others may try to convince you to show your emotions, as if you are choosing to hold back, but what they don’t realize is that you aren’t actively trying to avoid anything, you just feel numb.
(December 22-January 19)
While others exercise their mind, and occupy their time with challenges such as doing Sudoku or studying a new hobby, you have a different way to keep your mind fresh and on point. You spend a great deal of time contemplating just how you would kill the people you are closest to in life, and get away with it. You are obsessed with the idea of being able to commit the crime without being caught, as you believe that getting away with it would prove just how intelligent you are. The good news is that you have no plans to actually go through with your ideas, you just use it as a mental exercise.
(January 20 to February 18)
Unlike some of the other signs, as an Aquarius you focus heavily on others rather than yourself. You will go out of your way to help your friends and family in every way possible. One of the ways that you picture doing so is in delivering the eulogy at the funeral of a loved one. The creepy part is that you don’t wait to think about this until a friend or family member is sick or dying, instead you are thinking about this all the time with everyone that you know.
(February 19 to March 20)
You have a bit of a hero complex Pisces. You are constantly imagining scenarios in which you could whisk in and save the day, such as standing up to a killer during an office shooting, or running into a burning building to save a family with young children. You don’t share these thoughts with anyone else as you don’t want them to consider that you may do something drastic in order to satisfy your curiosity. You have a wild imagination, with each scenario that you think up more extreme than the last.
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